People in love make me want to vomit
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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