But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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