I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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