My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
then he tried to convert me to islam
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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