In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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