afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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