I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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