i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
