Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry melissab2005 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts

Fav 11 4402 1324
share tweet
(904): View more from Florida

I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...

Fav 43 5934 1163
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(843): View more from South Carolina

there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.

Fav 56 6767 1565
share tweet
(719): View more from Colorado

Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?

Fav 35 7421 1754
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(716): View more from New York

Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera

Fav 10 3132 1447
share tweet
(248): View more from Michigan

That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.

Fav 7 2563 1661
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(757): View more from Virginia

The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.

Fav 5 1829 1079
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(312): View more from Illinois

You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.

Fav 5 1431 626
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(334): View more from Alabama

But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?

Fav 0 38 1
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT