No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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