Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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