Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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