found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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