i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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