also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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