Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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