i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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