let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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