I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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