I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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