I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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