Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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