so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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