Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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