I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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