This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
