i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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