bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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