Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
