he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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