how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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