i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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