Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
ttyl tear gas
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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