I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Randomize
