So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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