When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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