I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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