Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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