I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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