and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Life is so much better after having sex.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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