Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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