i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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