people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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