She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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