he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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