If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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