He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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