So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
it glows. i had to have it.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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