So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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