ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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