what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize