If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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