Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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